wes: do you have any star wars movies?jessica: all
wes: any chance i can borrow episodes 1, 2, and 3? i just finished watching all the old ones. we should hang out tonight or tmrw, i don't have work.
jessica: tonight and yes
wes: word, how about 9?
jessica: sure
wes: cool, i'm gonna bring my friend badango schulwitz, he is an obsese badger from lake hamburger in the ukraine, i think you guys would be a good match.
jessica: he sounds like my type
wes: he speaks perfect japanese.
jessica: big ballsack?
wes: like two elephants inside an airballoon.
jessica: and his dick is dwarfed by the sack, right?
wes: like a midget standing in front of mt. fuji.
jessica: and a tight, hairy asshole?
wes: there is more hair than there is grass on the lawn of the white house. so pull out your lawn chairs.
jessica: any bald areas?
wes: nope, completely covered. his dick looks like the tail of a fluffy cat.
jessica: i'm gonna be pissed if he's not with you.
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